be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour
-or-
have your eyes glued shut for a day?
While naked, fall flat on your back on 30 set mouse traps
-or-
have a potted plant dropped on your head from 5 feet above?
Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-or-
-or-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?
have an elephant as a close, personal friend,
have an elephant as a close, personal friend,
-or-
be born with a refrigerator on your back?
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have my yes glued shut for a day
know everyone else's future and not be able to tell them?
While naked, fall flat on my back on 30 set mouse traps
Have a one-night stand a close and previously platonic friend
Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
have an elephant as a close, personal friend,
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